Wednesday, September 30, 2015

A Bike With No Name

If you wanna go and take a ride wit me..
I'm in the habit of naming things I like, hence naming my bikes. Last two bikes were Tinkerbell and Bluebell. However, it's struck me that most things about bikes sound horse related - riding a bike, riding a pony, both on a saddle. Therefore I am naming my new bike (that I'm picking up this evening) after a horse.

I'm considering several names, after having discarded the notion of a traditional horse name. So in no particular order:

  • Odor In The Court
  • Riding Miss Daisy (a tad bit porny)
  • Pants On Fire - could be a good name for Tony Martin's bike
  • Easy Goer - optimistically named
  • Big Hurry
  • Channing Tatum - which means I can either say I've been out riding with Channing or that I have ridden Channing (I am not linking here as it should be obvious who I'm referring to)
What say ye?

Ps! Chillax, I know Channing isn't a horse, but he is a stud.

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