Alright. This had to happen. Guys in bike short. Sometimes amusing, other times dangerous to ones eyesight. I bring you a selection of the best the interweb has to offer.
I think this is a somewhat famous dude, but holy moly. What is that thing at the front of those shorts? A bunch of bananas? A hamster? A bunch of grapes?
Here's another winner.
Or rather, it's more technical - also this dude is wearing his shorts inside out. I thought this would be ideal for John Bump post taco eating. It's got vent holes and all.
For the more discerning and fashion forward biker out there, I'm so glad I stumbled across this.
Not only does it come with suspenders, but the mid seam offer the boys/berries/mash a nice place of rest. It comes in several colors.
I feel this color brings out the camel toe a little better than in black. Agree?
To round it up, here's an alternative I'm not sold on the functionality of.
I wonder what happens when this dude bends over to really get some momentum. I suppose if this biking thing doesn't work out, you can moonlight as a plumber. You're welcome.