|Love tap anyone?|
|Not so loving...|
After recovering from having seen this horrifying clip I thought to myself: if an asshat driver can push a cyclist into a ditch, a cyclist should be able to push a car. Well, not actually push a car so it moves, but at least make a dent or two. And voila! Enter the boxing glove on springs. You're welcome. Ok, so just almost welcome because unlike the Heimlich Maneuver, this is more of a gesture at this stage.
I smell a kick-starter. We can call it the friendly greeter. Like those so-called neck massagers in Sky Mall Magazine, the name is just to confuse the law makers. I think it's far more likely that we can pass something seemingly benign like say The Friendly High Five, rather than the Asshat Driver Whack-A-Mole.
|Oooh, my neck hurts. I found this handy neck massager in SkyMall. This will surely help|
|You did? Me too. My neck is just soooo tense!|
|Helping sore neck and arm muscles. Hitachi to the rescue!|
|The Friendly High Five for when you also have an itch|