|No, not that|
|Not this either|
I won't bike this weekend. For one, it's too cold, and secondly, I have decided to partake in close combat activities that may or may not involve the use of profanities and melee weapons: I am going shopping for Christmas presents. Every year it's the same thing - I say to myself that I will buy next year's presents on sale in January but it never happens. Oh, well, I suppose spending a night in jail due to fighting over the very last hyped up toy of this year's Christmas is part of the traditions. I might have to pop a valium before going.
Speaking of valium. One of my patients took one prior to the appointment, can I get space cadet for $200, Alex?
On the topic of Christmas, here's my list for Santa:
Waterproof handlebar pannier
Sealskinz for my other bike shoes
Warm bike pants
Not that much to wish for.