|I imagine this is the lube fairies headquarters|
And since we've already established that my calling isn't in writing movie scripts, writing porno scripts might be more in my lane since there really isn't much conversation in that genre.
As I briefly checked the tires for glass this morning, I removed a sticky ball of fur from the rear. I didn't inspect it too closely because ignorance sometimes is bliss. I doubt I biked over a squirrel without noticing, but one can never be certain. And speaking of balls - I have started to take pictures of random balls. Don't ask me why. I told my friends what I've started doing and one of them sent me this:
|E.T. phone home will never be the same|
|What? Am I a mechanic? I'm not scraping my window|
But all of that won't take place until after I lube my wheel. And maybe I'll install a camera in the garage so I can catch the thieves in the act.