Please, please, please, donate.
You can donate here.
Trust me, you don't want me to sing, dance, or play any instrument. Your eyes and ears will start bleeding.
However, if you give me your address or email (privately), I will send you an autographed photo of me.
|Here's hoping for a happy ending!|
Pps! Or whatever. If you really, really want a photo of my butt with my name scribbled across it, then so be it. Who am I to judge.